brb reading Watchmen.

Good lord. Maggie is on some Crouching Tiger, Sleeping Titties shit right here. Even Senor Bale is like WTF?

I quit, people.

I'm sorry to spam your flists with more orgasming over The Dark Knight but, seriously, it was epic. That's the only word I can say to describe it. Heath Ledger shit all over Jack Nicholson and made the Joker into an untouchable role. I can't see them making another movie with the Joker for a long ass time. Everyone brought their A game, now that I think about it.

FUCKING EPIC, PEOPLE.

Ok, so I mentioned in my last post that I took pictures, so here they are!
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oh my god, you guys, oh my god ok so there's this song by a group called enon called natural disasters and it has this line that's says "birthday cake, steak, and wine" and so sine yesterday was my motherucking birthday I was like WE'RE HAVING WINE ALRIGHT and so we did and, seriously, my bday was fuckin awesome this year and I took pics and shit right?

so anyway this is the best wine we've ever had and it's alld cambria pinot noir and it's smooth and all that shit. aso I have to pee. I'm sorry but it;s teue.

I haven't been in this good a mood about my bday in a long time and I want to thank all of you that wished me a happy birthday and made journal entries for me. I'm usually really depressed but tish and almie and everybody at work made me feel really good and valued and loved.

I have to shower now so ilu all and I'll updae when I"m sobeer ok bye

I just got this from Blingee.com:



This graphic could only be made better by there being marijuana leaves and text that says "Keepin it Real" or what have you.

Now to buy my birthday cake scented body wash. Thanks, Sephora!

"In the whole world, there is nowhere I can go. Everybody has a camera, and it is flash-flash-flash, and I am a puppet, a marionette, Mickey at Disneyland for children to play with. In Japan, they touch me. I have Japanese women pinch my ass, so now I must say, 'You can have the photo, but please don't touch me.' You cannot pinch the ass of a man my age! And I cannot go out without something for my eyes, because someone might throw chemicals in my face, and I would be like my childhood French teacher whose wife burnt him with acid, Mr. Pommes-Frites, can you believe the name. I can cross the street nowhere in the world, I can never go into a shop. Oh, it's horrible, horrible... In fact, I do like it. It's very flattering, and very fun."

Oh, Kaiser, ilu, you crotchety old fuck. I just imagine him as that old guy who keeps your ball after you've kicked it into his yard, and the only way he'll give it back is if you listen to him tell a story.

I just did a flist cut. No offense intended of course, as the internet is srs business, but I only took the people off who hadn't updated in twenty million years and those whose journal name I looked at and went 'who is that?'

If I've kept you it's because I read your journal even though I don't comment often (if at all in a couple cases).







I also forgot I had this icon.

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BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. FANFIC-Y BULLSHIT. And Rose Tyler, fickle bitch, can fuck right off.

I watched it on the couch with Talma and when it was over I said "raise your hand if you're disappointed as fuck," and we all did.

Glad that RTD is G'ing The FO so I don't have to suffer through his televised wank sessions anymore.

Guess I'm watching Torchwood now. :\

PS this entry was only written because I'm reading the reactions on ONTD and some of these bitches have me like "are you fucking kidding me?"

Also Dalek Motherfuckin' Caan ftw.

Thank you and goodnight.

WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING TO DOES IT OFFEND YOU, YEAH?????????

Damn them for only playing two shows on the NIN tour, and neither of them being on the west coast! Weaksauce.

Going out tomorrow for the first time in two weeks. I'll have to write the story of what happened the last time I went out just so I can have it here to look at and laugh at and think 'well, that's the kind of dumb shit kids in their twenties do.' Preview: it involves drunk dialing!

When we were in downtown Disney last week, we stopped by Sephora where I bought this. It was kinda weird when I was washing my hair because it felt like my hair was really dry and almost like there was some kind of buildup in it, but when I put in my conditioner my hair soaked it right up. But my hair is literally minty fresh now.

Oh yeah, I banged the hell out of my knee at work the other day. I was on phones and was getting up to tell one of our 37 managers that she had a phone call when I got up really fast and hit my desk so hard that it made a nice bang sound. The call was transferred and soon after a nice little lump, almost the size of a dime had formed where I hit it. I spent any free moments throughout the day accosting the people that came through the office, showing off my injury and demanding sympathy. I even lotioned up my legs so they wouldn't be ashy when I raised my pant leg. I don't fuck around.

Annnnnnnnnnnd finally, of course my work-crush is the kind of sweet, hot, helpful son of a bitch who, when you mention his name and "cute" in the same sentence, the other girls give a nod and go "yeaaaaaah. Of course he is, because that's the kind of awesome luck I have. WHY WAS I CURSED WITH GOOD TASTE IN MEN?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hello. Just spent about half an hour getting caught up on everyone's personal journals, instead of just going to ONTD. I'm definitely behind, and now I'm currently looking at clothes to spam liesindust's journal with. :)

I'd write about how I've been doing, but that would require me actually posting something personal in this journal, lawl!

Well, ok. I can start to feel my annual birthday depression coming on. I'll admit to that.

Anyway, new AIM name: concerned turtle. Live it, learn it, love it, add it plz. This doesn't mean I'll be getting rid of Strykerchick but I just had to snag that name. HAD TO. It comes from this most perfect gif of Jay-Z:



Look at Jay. Look at him! Does that pic not scream "I wanna enjoy myself, but I don't know...it might rain."

Also, while perusing my latest obsession NOTCOUTURE, I came across these boots which if I owned them would make me feel like a hooker. But the fiercest hooker ever.



So basically I would be Gail from Sin City.

Thank you, ONTD, for this glorious new icon meme. :)

I just wanted to post with my new icon. ;)



in case you're wondering where I got the line from

Re: House

OMG I cried like a bitch, I was so glad everyone's asleep. I won't go into details here in case any of you haven't seen it yet, but if you have and you wanna say something about it in the comments, go ahead.


PS Team Huddy, y'all.

PPS Team Contractions For carbonish so she can meet her new son!

I better write this piece of awesomeness down before I forget. Ok, so as many of you know, this weekend is the Coachella fest. It's a pretty big deal since no one comes here to tour. :\

Anyway, I figured that we just might get a couple...recognizable faces, if you know what I mean. And BOY DID WE EVER!

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I'm still alive jsyk.

Sometimes I look through my memories to remind myself of things that make me laugh.

Like that time Vince Vaughn gave head to an ice cream cone.

I'm pretty much all caught up on everyone's personal journals. :) I'm not even touching the communities I'm in aside from ONTD. I miss chatting with quite a few of you.

Anyway, since I've started at the Marriott I've been working nights, mostly, which is the 2-10:30 shift. Between 7-9 time seems to stop; it's really weird.

I started with another girl, Valerie, and we have the same schedule for the most part. She's cool, and it's nice not being the only one who doesn't really know anything. There's an older lady, Linda, who's only been there for like a month or something, but she's so fucking adorable and tiny and I want to put her in my purse and set her on a shelf. Anyway, I'm still training and I'm trying to remind myself that it's ok if I make mistakes, but I still don't like it and I give myself a hard time. I'm used to being the girl who they train for like ten minutes and then I've got it down. I ask a lot of questions, which is also unusual for me and another thing I'm trying to make myself ok with. Sometimes I ask so many questions that I wonder if they feel like I'm stupid, but management likes that type of stuff, right? Shows that you're trying to learn more? I guess. Blah. Moving along.

I actually made some friends and have been spending time outside of the house!!!!!!!!!!! Haha, that's been fun. Combine the times I go out (maybe once or twice a week, since my schedule pretty much kills any social life I'm trying to cultivate) with the hours I spend at work and I've been feeling like I'm never home anymore. :\

'08's been good to me so far. Let's hope that keeps up, shall we?

Yes, some of you will probably wonder why a bunch of people that never knew or met this guy would have such visceral reactions. But as far as why I'm freaking out about it is that for one, it came out of fucking nowhere. Talk about a fucking talented guy with a 2 year old daughter, and a career that could only get better.

I think it's the shock factor, the fact that it's caught everyone so off guard when people are already placing bets on when Britney and Winehouse will die. Heath seemed like a guy who had it fairly together. Seemed kinda boring. Seemed like we wouldn't be reading about his death from sleeping pills.

Aaaaaannnnnd now it begins. Hope you guys are ready for a bunch of "sources" to come forward to fuel speculation!!!